Truyện cười La Hill - Truyện số 22
A. John lived with his mother in a rather big house, and when she died, the house became too big for him so he bought a smaller one in the next street. There was a very nice old clock in his first house, and when the men came to take his furniture to the new house, John thought, "I,m not going to let them carry my beautiful old clock in their truck. Perhaps they,ll break it, and then mending it will be very expensive". So he picked it up and began to carry it down the road in his arms. | Xem tiếp |
Truyện cười La Hill - Truyện số 21
A. Harry didn't stop his car at some traffic - lights when they were red, and he hit another car. Harry jumped out and went to it.. There was an old man in the car. He was very frightened and said to Harry, "What are you doing? You nearly killed me!" | Xem tiếp |
Truyện cười La Hill - Truyện số 20
A. Harry didn't stop his car at some traffic - lights when they were red, and he hit another car. Harry jumped out and went to it.. There was an old man in the car. He was very frightened and said to Harry, "What are you doing? You nearly killed me!" | Xem tiếp |
Truyện cười La Hill - Truyện số 19
A. Dave worked in a factory, and he always made sandwiches in the morning, took them to work and ate them at midday. then he married, so he thought, "Now my wife's going to make my sandwiches" | Xem tiếp |
Truyện cười La Hill - Truyện số 18
A. Miss Williams was a teacher, and there were thirty small children in her class. They were nice children, and Miss Williams liked all of them, but they often lost clothes. It was winter, and the weather was very cold. The children's mothers always sent them to school with warm coats and hats and gloves. The children came into the classroom in the morning and took off their coats and hats and gloves. They put their coats and hats on hooks on the wall and they put their gloves in the pockets of their coats. | Xem tiếp |
Truyện cười La Hill - Truyện số 17
A. Fred works in a factory. He does not have a wife, and he gets quite a lot of money every week. He loves cars, and has a new one every year. He likes driving very fast, and he always buys small fast red cars. He sometimes takes his mother out in them, and then she always says, "But , Fred, why do you driver these cars? We're almost sitting on the road!" | Xem tiếp |
Truyện cười La Hill - Truyện số 16
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Mary was an English girl, but she lived in Rome. She was six years old. Last year her mother said to her, "You're six years old now, Mary, and you're going to begin going to a school here. You're going to like it very much, because it's a nice shool"
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Truyện cười La Hill - Truyện số 15
A. Jimmy lives in London and he began swimming a few months ago. He likes swiming, and he often goes to the swimming-pool near his house with his mother and swims there for an hour or two. | Xem tiếp |
Truyện cười La Hill - Truyện số 14
A. There were a lot of men's clubs in London a few years ago. Men went there and read their newspaper quietly, or drank or had meals with their friends. All of these man's club had a lot of very good servant. At every club one of the servant is a doorman. Mr Grace was the doorman of one of these clubs. He was fifty-five years old, and he had grey hair and a big grey moustache. The telephone rang in his office at six o'clock in the evening, and a woman spoke to him. She said, "Are you the doorman of the George Club?" | Xem tiếp |
Truyện cười La Hill - Truyện số 13
A. Mr and Mrs Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last Saturday, Mrs Jones said to her husband. "There's a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see it?" Mr Jones was quite happy about it, so they went, and both of them enjoyed the film. | Xem tiếp |
Truyện cười La Hill - Truyện số 12
A. George is a young man. He does not have a wife, but he has a very big dog - and he has a very small car too. He likes playing tennis. Last Monday he played tennis for an hour at his club, and then he ran out and jumped into a car. His dog came after him, but it did not jumpe into the same car, it jumped into the next one. | Xem tiếp |
Truyện cười La Hill - Truyện số 11
A. Hans said to his friend Kurt, "I'm going take my car and drive to London". Kurt said, "Driving to London is very difficult. You aren't going to find your hotel". But Hans was not afraid. He drove to Calais, put his car on the ship, took it off at Dover, and drove to London. | Xem tiếp |
Truyện cười La Hill - Truyện số 10
A. Mr Edwards likes singing very much, but he is very bad at it. He went to dinner at a friend's house last week, and there were some other guests there too. They had a good dinner, and then the hostess went to Mr Edwards and said "You can sing, Peter. Please sing us something" | Xem tiếp |
Truyện cười La Hill - Truyện số 9
A. Peter was eight and a half years old, and he went to a school near his house. He always went there and came home on foot, and he usually go back on time, but last Friday he came home from school late. His mother was in the kitchen, and she saw him and said to him, "why are you late today, Peter?" | Xem tiếp |
Truyện cười La Hill - Truyện số 8
A. Fred was a young soldier in a big camp. During the week they always worked very hard. But it was Saturday, and all the young soldier were free, so their officer said to them, "You can go into the town this afternoon, but first I'm going to inspect you." | Xem tiếp |
Truyện cười La Hill - Truyện số 7
A. Two old gentlemen lived in a quite street in Paris. They were friends and neighbours, and they often went for walk together in the streets when the weather was fine. Last Saturday they went for a walk at the side of river. The sun shone, the weather was warm, there were a lot of flowers everywhere, and there were boats on the water. | Xem tiếp |
Truyện cười La Hill - Truyện số 6
A. Mr and Mrs Yates had one daughter, her name was Carol, and she was nineteen years old. Carol lived with her parents and worked in an office. She had some friends, but she did not like any of the boys very much. | Xem tiếp |
Truyện cười La Hill - Truyện số 5
A. Joe Richards finished school whe he was 18, and then his father said to him "You've passed your examinations now. Joe, and you got good marks in them. No go and get some good work. They're looking for clever people at the bank in the town. The clerks get quite alot of money now. A few days later, Joe went to the bank and asked for work ther. A man took him into a small room and gave him some question on a piece of paper. Joe wrote his answer on the paper, an then he gave them to the man. | Xem tiếp |
Truyện cười La Hill - Truyện số 4
A. One of Harry's feet was bigger than the other. "I can never find boots and shoes for my feet" he said to his friend Dick. "Why don't you go to a shoemaker?" Dick said. "A good one can make you the right shoes." "I've never been to a shoemaker, "Harry said. "Aren't they very expensive?" "No," Dick said "some of them aren't. Ther's a good one in our village, and he's quite cheap. Here 's his address." He wrote something on a piece of paper and gave it to Harry. | Xem tiếp |
Truyện cười La Hill - Truyện số 3
A. Mrs Jones did not have a husban, but she had two sons. They were big, strong boys, but they were lazy. On Saturdays they did not go to school, and then their mother always said, "Please take the grass in the garden this afternoon, boys". The boys did not like it, but they always did it. | Xem tiếp |
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